The real pump and dump is when I panic buy treats from Ali express every time new tariffs are announced. It’s all according to Jack Ma’s plan…

As if every person in Gaza hasn’t been injured to some extent.

Punk singer Bob Vylan - who provoked controversy for leading a chant of “death to the IDF [Israel Defence Forces]” at Glastonbury - spoke at the flotilla’s departure on Sunday.

Bob Vylan is so fucking good

She will never turn on us. She is one of the greatest factors that prove being autistic makes you a better human.

Then Elon is proof we can be evil, too. Being autistic just makes you human. nothing more, nothing less.

But Greta is hyper focused on her goals and will not stop. I wish her well and success.

Fuck Israeli and if anything happens to her then they can all go straight to fucking hell.

Abso-fucking-lutely

They’re gonna pump and dump until the well is dry lmfao

Real paper tiger hours

Because: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgspkxfkS4k

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As a kid, tho, I loved 9volts because they had the best connectors.

It’s the best connector because you can lick it

Also Lockheed

Recipes should be written with the quantities in the procedure. So instead of reading

Mix flour, salt and sugar in a large mixing bowl

It should be

Mix flour (300g), salt (1/4 tsp), and sugar (20g) in a large mixing bowl

That way you don’t need to read/refer to ingredient list, read/refer to ingredient list, etc

*FBI

This is both believable, and actually makes me feel safer about world security

These threads always attract a variety of reactionary opinions

[edit] whoops, didn’t mean to reply. Yours were not the reactionary opinions lol. after the revolution, all tetrapods will rightly be understood to be fish

Eugenics is about producing the best GENES possible

“Eugenics” was a term decades before “genes”

Even if the etymology was different, you’d still be very wrong [about what “eugenics” is]

dude loves being hospitalized

The fascists (including the blue ones) are really doing a speedrun to see how quickly they can destroy US academic and technological hegemony

masterful gambit

gotta get rid of the competition

Nothing black pills me more than reading the comments of warmongering libs of Lemmy. If you’re arguing for doubling Germany’s military, you should be required to wear a red armband.