Don’t worry about WW3. The more inevitable thing that will destroy us is climate change.

But seriously, why worry about stuff you can’t change? If they launch the nukes, then you’ll be dead and so it won’t matter if you worried about it or not. So you might as well just not worry.

Are these basically like “dumb blonde” jokes in America?

It’s fun to put “I’m not racist but” in front of totally innocuous statements.

I’m not racist but there’s a blue Hyundai parked outside my building.