Troompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a briefing just for you.
Troompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-dee,
Guess who forgot about diplomacy?
What do you get when you govern by tweet?
Policy swings that can’t stand on two feet.
Blame goes flying in every direction,
While facts get lost in the news correction!
You’ll get no… grown-up debate,
Just vibes and polls and culture war bait.
Why not try… something brand new?
Like telling the truth—too radical for you?
Troompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-done,
Can’t name a win, but they sure spin one.
Troompa Loompa doom and despair,
Try finding a budget—if you dare!
How do they cope with a crisis or two?
By holding a hearing and blaming a few.
If something breaks, just shrug and say,
“Let’s ban books or TikTok today!”
They don’t want… nuance or plans,
Just memes and PACs and high-fives from fans.
If you’re wise, you’ll listen to me:
Don’t run the country like reality TV.
Troompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-dough,
Good luck, America—enjoy the show!
Troompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-doo, I’ve got a briefing just for you. Troompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-dee, Guess who forgot about diplomacy?
What do you get when you govern by tweet? Policy swings that can’t stand on two feet. Blame goes flying in every direction, While facts get lost in the news correction!
You’ll get no… grown-up debate, Just vibes and polls and culture war bait. Why not try… something brand new? Like telling the truth—too radical for you?
Troompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-done, Can’t name a win, but they sure spin one. Troompa Loompa doom and despair, Try finding a budget—if you dare!
How do they cope with a crisis or two? By holding a hearing and blaming a few. If something breaks, just shrug and say, “Let’s ban books or TikTok today!”
They don’t want… nuance or plans, Just memes and PACs and high-fives from fans. If you’re wise, you’ll listen to me: Don’t run the country like reality TV.
Troompa Loompa doo-ba-dee-dough, Good luck, America—enjoy the show!