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Oh please let it be a Futurama-style firing

I volunteer Mike Johnson as tribute.

Ugh, stupid webpage kept prompting me to pay despite telling me it was a free article shared by subscribers.

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Oh if only there were something, anything the Democrats could have done! I don’t know, maybe something like refusing to fund the government if the subsidies weren’t extended.

Fuck the Dems. I mean, fuck the MAGAts and Repubs, too, with cacti, but the Dems shouldn’t get a pass.

I don’t know if I’d call Trump’s dick a stake. Toothpick?

I am not throwin’ away my pot! 🎵

This would be hilarious if it were a joke. As reality, this is just horrific. Seems about right for the current timeline. :(

This…pretty much describes the Democratic Party in general: mostly full of people who, by the standards 20 years ago, would’ve had an R by their names.

Both parties are a cancer at this point.

You can’t be a shitheel traitor if you don’t engage in some shitheeling treachery, right?

IAAL(BNYL). In very basic terms, here’s what happened:

First court issued a ruling saying Trump admin can’t fire everyone.

Appeals court said Trump admin didn’t need to follow the first court ruling (at this time).

Trump admin tried to fire everyone.

Appeals court has now come back and said Trump admin does need to follow first court ruling.

Result: Trump admin is (legally) barred from firing everyone (for now).

So, what I’m gathering from this is that he wants to have sex with cattle - but only the ones from the US.

Sounds about right for someone in the Trump circle.

plastic surgery, veneers, and injectables like Botox and fillers

That sounds an awful lot like gender-affirming care. Guess they aren’t real women/men.

/s (except for the fact that I don’t think they’re even really human anymore, but that has nothing to do with the care they received and everything to do with the shit they spew)

No, keep the refrigerator, just throw out all the food. After all, real Muricans order in with their copious amounts of money!

Why the fuck do they get to increase their staff when they’re telling the rest of the federal government (including understaffed agencies) to downsize? Hey, Donny, I found the waste, fraud, and abuse; it’s coming from inside the house.

Nuestros amigos

By design, too. They’ve been dismantling our education system for two generations, and it wasn’t that great to begin with.

I’m really hoping you dropped this:

/s

Why doesn’t he blame President Musk?

I’ve seen a copy of the email. The offer also leaves it open for the agency to keep making the person work, so it’s not a clear-cut “paid administrative leave” situation. Even if it were, there is no way they’d keep it going through the date they claim; they’d make up some reason to cut people off.

I’m about 95% certain this is a trap to get rid of what will probably primarily be federal employees who dislike Trump. The other 5% is still trying to figure out how the hell to get off this train.

Fucking disgraceful excuses for human beings. These people literally had to take time and energy out of their day to tell a private company, “stop treating different people as equals or (implied threat of litigation).” It would have taken zero effort for them to do nothing.

Repugnant monsters, the lot of them.