If this was a Tales from the Crypt episode chances would be 100%!

Well I wish you the best my friend. I’ve certainly been known to do that as well, so at least we’re not drinking alone.

What is the criteria one has to meet for consumption to be considered unhealthy? For me it depends on the day. Sometimes I can get by with a few hits and other days I feel like I can’t function without a constant blaze across my face.

Yep, my family regards him as a diety, chosen by God to lead America. He can do no wrong as he is God’s vessel on Earth and acts only with divine will. So even if he makes what appears to be a mistake, it’s actually all part of God’s plan. Like God he is infallible.