Arguably still better than Dr. Oz.

Trump is a true constitutionalist.

I can’t wait for Trump to get in and really make America better again!

Trump Gulf

I’m glad he’s focused on the important things.

The non voters already took themselves out of the equation.

Only if you’re a fan of four hundred pound swamp donkeys with webbed toes.

where I questioned your mothers sexual decency?

Oh she doesn’t have any of that.

The walk in the bathroom of my pub.

What about strange women lying in ponds distributing swords?

Considering every state to be a purple state would probably be good for Americans as a whole.

Trump got 56.1% vs Harris’s 43% in 2024.

That means nearly every other person isn’t Republican.

That’s pretty purple.

Cartoon logic tells me he was inspecting the rocket engines when they went off.

I can’t wait for Trump to direct his DoJ to charge Biden with 35 felonies.

I also wouldn’t be surprised if there are a couple post-presidency impeachments too.

Canada supplies the US with a tonne of raw materials and oil so he’s about to find out.

It’s called jumping the fart.

When you see the entire justice system turning into a dry popcorn fart for the rich and powerful it does that to a society that can barely afford groceries.

She masturbates to The Fountainhead twice a year, thank you very much.