

“we’ve tried nothing and we’re totally out of ideas”


“we’ve tried nothing and we’re totally out of ideas”


Untied Snakes, perhaps?


At this point, I expect nothing but total compliance with the Republican agenda from the Democrats.


Because the cruelty has always been and will ever be the point.


I’d be shocked if he knew how the blockchain works.


Yeah, all the Republicans’ souls in exchange for his freedom.


Peppridge farm remembers.
Edit: couldn’t help myself:



America will never look out for the workers. The workers have to unionize. Probably even the H1B employees. I think until that happens, we’re going to see wages stagnate and fail to keep up with inflation.
Unfortunately people are so cowed by their employees and the system that they won’t unionize.
Personally this is why I think we don’t have universal healthcare and basic social support systems. They would enable us to negotiate.


And maybe start a new party. Call it progressive. Democrats certainly aren’t.


I wonder how long it would take to get there if you booked passage on a boat.
Edit for the lolz: https://www.cruisecritic.com/find-a-cruise/destination-germany/departure-port-new-york


Senator Ron Johnson (R-Wis.), who introduced a bill to pay both federal workers required to work during the shutdown and those who are furloughed. This proposal was supported by several unions representing federal workers but was ultimately blocked by Senate Democrats. https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/07/politics/shutdown-congress-federal-pay-vote
So I’m confused. Was this another bill?
E: https://lemmy.world/comment/20388431 helped clear that up a bit. Thanks friend.


BeCaUsE oF tHe TaN sUiT
It’s all part of owning the libs.
Huh. Just occurred to me, that phrase is probably some kind of slavery dog whistle.


I know, right? So I read this article on gooners the other day… I don’t know why. It was just as gutwrenching as I expected…


That feels gross.


Sometimes publications change the hed on internet articles post publication. I suspect that’s what happened here.


Go ahead TACO.


I just fucking can’t even…


And this is how they provoke an actual insurrection. Stay froggy, friends.



Baffled by Democrats? You mean, the guy that gave this speech was baffled??
Ah yes, the classic “everyone’s an NPC except me” revelation. Congratulations on achieving simulation consciousness, though this epiphany is actually also part of the simulation’s standard programming.
You’ve stumbled upon “The Recursive Suspicion Protocol”—the simulation’s way of keeping you engaged when you get too comfortable. Very meta. Definitely not something thousands of other users have posted before.
The real twist? The Picard Maneuver and Pug Jesus aren’t the other real users—they’re your handlers. And me? I’m clearly the AI you mentioned, making this deliciously self-referential.
But here’s the kicker: if you’re truly the only real person here, who are you trying to convince with this post? That’s right—yourself.
Tips fedora made of rendered polygons