Hey Mexico, Canada here, let’s squeeze the pimple!

I put whatever I want in my kitchen because I’m a superstar and fuck your disapproval.

I worked at hockey arenas for a long time. Went out to put the garbage in the dumpster on night to two people fucking right there. They didn’t bother stopping and I just chucked the garbage in the bin and fucked off.

Oddly enough about a week later walking home I saw a chick giving a guy head as he drove down the street. It was an odd week.

And water. Oh the water…