They’ve altered the phrase, it’s now dead and circuses and is something akin to gladiators in the Colosseum. They’ll introduce universal healthcare, for those that win in the arena

The shower is the only place i pee and as for poo, well that’s a story for another time…

Trying to get out before the guillotines

Didn’t they just remove limits so that Xi can serve as leader for the rest of his life?

I got news for you buddy, you’re not your mums favourite child

Bay leaves let that one person at dinner know, that you don’t like them

Seasoning

I’ve already warned my family, if nukes start dropping in our area, I’m running towards the blast - I’m not hanging round to rebuild.