I mean, soulless alien lizard or not, Zuks still pretty shredded

Probably gonna amend the constitution to let Elon pull a Putin. Or just not and do it anyway

Shes so goddamn normal it’s jarring

There’s still time

My brothers one of them. Thinks cuz he lucked out on Bitcoin he won’t have to pay taxes of the government falls, so he’s stoaked about it. Thinks he’ll never have to work again cuz a lack of regulation means he keeps it all when he sells em. Also was genuinely happy when I called him an Anarcho capitalist… Grown ass man, still a simpleton

All in under 6 months. Fucking speed running record probably

“No you!”

-Nancy Pelosi or some shit

Never figured my rage induced post would spurr such eggceptional responses

What’s with the fucking eggs, why does everyone focus on fucking eggs. There’s more food than God damn eggs for fucks sake