That’s why they’re so interested in making Canada part of the US. His mom is Canadian. If Canada becomes part of the US he becomes a natural born US citizen and becomes eligible to run for president. And this is one of many reasons we cannot allow ourselves to become part of the US.

We’re getting there. And once we’re there we’ll be busy collectively thinking up novel war crimes 🙂

I kind of wish I could un-read this article. Holy fuck.