Evilsandwichman [none/use name]

Cope

And this is why North Korea has nukes

*Macron’s teacher visits an old friend in China

Go back! 100,000 landmines demand their legs! Go back! Feed the mines! FEED THE MINES!

I looked them up…I’ve no idea who these people are (I don’t know people in politics or major corporation leaders, etc so I don’t really know why I bothered looking in the first place )

but it’s a valid analogy

Almost; the added context that unfortunately breaks it is that this would have to be on the eve of a war with a comparative superpower that is leagues superior to America and having to hope that you aren’t arming subversive forces who’ll turn on you in this one sided war; then there’s also that this superpower would have crafted a rival political group that both it and the superpower accept as the legitimate government (so like if Democrats said the election was rigged and they were the real winners, and the superpower treated it as fact). Trump isn’t stupid enough to do that; basically no one is; for example this national police force would also need to number high enough to be of any value in war, and this many people easily allows for subversive forces.

Heck, in the real world you have leftist youtubers infiltrating these groups all the time.

The idea is too crazy for the analogy to be valid; you’d have to dumb everything way too down for it to work.

Edit: actually for that matter, there’s no one in America that seriously wants to actually militarily overthrow Trump, which is the ludicrous claims about Maduro.

Libs would first have to understand that ‘dictator’ is a nonsense term and that they’re being lied to about Maduro, but any visit to reddit indicates it’ll never happen (and I don’t recommend visiting reddit; it hurts my brain reading the nonsense they spout over there, let alone the unabashed racism)

But I thought Maduro was a dictator; wouldn’t giving his people guns and training them to use it mean he’s creating a militia hostile to him in his own country?

If only there was a lib who could finagle an explanation for me for why this still tracks.

This was despite Hamas complying with the talks, contrary to the war cabinet’s expectations.

If the war cabinet was actually surprised Hamas was reasonable then they’re just as brainwashed as their idiot population

to move to the second phase of the ceasefire agreement in order to secure the release of Israeli captives, and then to renew hostilities after.

I genuinely don’t know why the Hannibal directive is even a thing; whether Hamas does or doesn’t have hostages, it wouldn’t stop or limit Israel’s genocidal actions.

‘Dystopian plan’; nothing about this is dystopian lol; it’s more comedy than dystopian.

We can’t even build a well functioning transit system or repair our cities after major disasters; invading China? May as well invade Olympus.

And people get paid to be this delusional? What, do they have like ChatGPT running in their brains, giving an affirmative response to every query?

Sure, invade China; maybe our fairy godmother will turn our country into a functional one.

Now admittedly I’m just a gamer, not a Gamer^TM, but I personally don’t have any interest in the different designs and such; do they look cool sometimes? Sure, but I spend very little time looking at my PC so it’s entertaining for the first two hours, and then it’s just a chassis. Also I really don’t like those annoying LED lights and have to switch them off; I sleep in the same room as my PC and I don’t want the lights on at night (I never switch off my PC cause like seriously, who does that?)

Would it serve a streamer more than it would the average person however? Most likely; fans will enjoy glancing at it from time to time, and it’ll help add some interest to the average person just flicking through different gamer streams.

…okay Iran absolutely must not end their attacks on Israel; Iran needs to engage in regime change of their own on Israel.

Honestly in the time Trump went for those sites, it would’ve been the perfect time for Iran to conduct the most damaging attacks they have against Israel; like, just go all out and empty out their stocks. Trump’s going to be too busy gloating about what he’s done and will be expecting the news to be singing praises of him to allow anything Iran does to overshadow it.

America and Israel are used to enemies who can’t fight back; this is why before the government invaded Iraq they made absolutely sure Iraq didn’t have WMDs. There’s a good reason they’re not gonna pick that fight with North Korea.

The rest of Europe is either very dumb, or sitting on pins and needles hoping Russia loses before Germany resurrects the third reich.

So glad the second league of nations exists; maybe the third one will take less than two years to say something (not do; let’s not get too overly ambitious here) about an actual, livestreamed genocide, complete with actual video evidence of SV and people protesting in favor of the SVers and turning them into folk heroes. The guy was literally evidence that ‘never meet your heroes’ isn’t a hard and fast rule; the more of a war criminal scum he was, the more it elevated him in the eyes of his fellow citizens.

The people literally presenting video evidence of their genocide are being told by the prior genocide nation it’s not really a genocide and that actually everything in all that footage is actually okay. One wonders how the prior genocide nation more than just showing its face in public is actually vocally defending the latest genocide. If Naziland has any thoughts on the matter, better to keep them to itself than revive the public opinion that Stalin shouldn’t have stopped at Berlin.

Huh…so we may fail to achieve faster than light (FTL) travel but we could probably manage faster than stick (FTS) travel

Have you considered joining the Ukrainian reserves?

On a serious note, I hate dis. I need complete certainty about my day and I hate surprises. My days all thankfully blend into each other and provided no outside interference happens, I know how my day will progress.

I’m ordering noodles for lunch and I’m going to watch squid games season 2; tomorrow I’m going to have Korean for lunch and will continue squid games season 2. Both nights I will eat chips and watch birdgirl. On Thursday I will have chicken and mushroom pie and watch squid games. What I choose to have for dinner will be what little chaos I allow in my life. I will also watch birdgirl.

World peace?

The enclave will be expecting it, and the Frank they’re sending ain’t the one from Philadelphia