Remember that everyone you’re comparing yourself to is naked under their clothes right now. Or just naked.

I know the exact smell you’re talking about! It’s one of the reasons I don’t use sponges.

LOL, talk about confirmation bias.

Don’t be a dick. If you want to be negative that’s fine, but be prepared with a litany of sources.

I don’t blame them. The U.S. is highly unstable and can no longer be defended on for mutual aid.

Woohoo! I have a super power!

The death penalty is incredibly stupid for more than one reason.

1. If someone committed a crime that egregious, they should be punished every day, and you should help them live as long as possible.
2. So many innocent people are put to death because our system for determining guilt is far from righteous, or right.
3. You don’t talk about Fight Club.

Saw a farmer walk out of the voting area at the polling place locally wearing an “I voted to Make America Great Again”.

Oh my gosh, bad phrasing on my part. My sister, my soon to be wife and I. As in 3 people.

Regrettably my sister and I have a lot of tattoos, and we haven’t found any onsens that will let people with tattoos in. Oh well!

The fourth estate is now no longer the fourth estate. It has been overtaken by greed and capitalism. The real stories are here, where people who are willing to think for themselves live.

Something about the beers and the bees, but I’m too drunk to care now.

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We are not at war with Iran. Full stop. Congress has to declare war.

Yeah, far too often.

Well it’s not terribly secret, but I just chill in my backyard with a book and my dogs, on my hammock.

My month vacation in Japan.

Not really, but I do a lot of giggling when I’m having a funny dream.

Like a contented kitty.

I mean on purpose. Yes. To be controversial and I was far too trusted so no one called me on my bullshit so I had to tell people that I was full of crap. Unintentionally? No … not that I know of.