Also what type of jobs are you applying for?

These movie sequels are getting out of hand.

Reaching things on top of the fridge would be my special skill. I hope they’d create a special government position just for people like me.

I used to have a roommate who could shit in my pants from across the room. It was quite the trick.

I think there’s a huge difference between seeing opposing ideas and just seeing a bunch of propaganda and brigading.1

Hell yeah, borther!