Not Chad McTruth

its about damn time i want red white and blueland so frigging bad

accounted for with step 3 thank you for your input

the dnc should just pay trump to run as a dem in 2028

not telling

i agree with this

i started a free speech community and theres no downvoting allowed which encourages healthy arguing instead of comments just getting buried in downvotes or removed

we should abolish prisons to avoid this injustice altogether but only after everyone else serves the same time i did to make it fair

i BARELY got snacks between meals it was AWFUL so dont you tell me what i deserve or assume what ive been through because no one should have to experience what i did except adulterers probably and maybe other badguys

and i had to earn my freedom the hard way while others get a free pass just because i posted about it on facebook and got arrested the day after but other people who didnt do their time yet get to just walk free well i say thats not fair

its just not right what trump is doing with these jan 6 pardons hes just gonna let all those people off scot free and you know who gets screwed people like me who actually did their time i should be compensated financially

thanks for asking i love telling this story

it was spring break of 1999 and i had just gotten a good deal on the rerelease of tom & jerry the movie so obviously i spent most of the day watching it several times and you know how sometimes you watch something and you really relate to a character and you just wanna embody them well thats how i felt about jerry so you already know what i did i went out and i got LOADS of cheese the good stuff too i was eating kraft singles all evening

after all that cheese and tom & jerry i was purely content so naturally i slept like a rock and dreamt good dreams and to this day can you believe it that was the best sleep ive had my whole life and sometimes i try to recreate it but its not the same and one thing that made it so special was i dreamt that my crush accidentally forgot to put on clothes how great is that

anyway that morning i asked my mom if we could call my brother so i could tell him about it and it turns out he died in his sleep that night of cardiac arrest

my big brother always gave me a gum called abc gum when i was little and it was a very cool texture that ive never seen another brand do but fortunately my brother is dead so i cant ask him where he got that gum

at least half of it will be funny

i only generate worthless garbage for worthless garbage

oh man you think youre so smart dont you questioning the validity of a well crafted 5 paragraph shitpost let me tell you something buddy people are starving for real content not that watered down FAKE news crap theyre fed on a daily basis and if a 5 paragraph shitpost is what it takes to wake them up then so be it i mean can you believe it people are actually reading and engaging with my stuff and you’re over here complaining about the length of it what a joke you must be one of those sheep who cant even be bothered to read a whole paragraph without getting distracted by your phone or something newsflash pal people are hungry for the truth and if thats what it takes to get it to them then ill write a 10 paragraph shitpost and ill make sure its so good youll be begging for more and this was generated with a custom llama and not edited except for this last part because youre not worth my time

Umm, you just insulted the intelligence of the person you replied to.

please elaborate

The whole idea of hating on using ‘/s’ is stupid and useless

putting ‘/s’ at the end of a 5 paragraph shitpost is stupid

the title is a legitimate question and i think “/s” is a bad answer and this one isnt supposed to be very funny but ive got a schtick to keep up and it is a little funny in the context of my post history