Wait. Is that man wearing a cheese hat? Why is that man wearing a cheese hat?

Jesus wept. He looks like Bam Margera.

I’m so disappointed by all the thoughts this situation in the world has brought out in me. The sight of that man bawling, the shape of that man’s face weeping sparks a kind of joy. And that’s kinda sad.

Clickbat’s accuracy fell! Clickbat is hurt by its own confusion!

Iä! Iä!

Clpawd?

Is this a quote? By whom? The picture of this dude means nothing to me 🤣 Maybe I’m uncultured. I cop to that possibility.

After a night of fitful dreams, Gregor Samsa awoke in his bed transformed entirely into a gigantic Tyrannosaurus rex. His sister had him in a zoo or something by noon.

The end?

Tarantula are exceedingly, almost comically fragile. If you sneeze toward one they basically explode. God forfend you drop or rattle one.

I’d go for the T-Rex just for reasons of durability. I’m too clumsy to live as a tarantula.

“A million to one.” They said…

https://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8

What a banger response. Kudos.

We going down the downvote pipe together, man. I know what you meant.