My grandmother bought me a dark green, polyester, turtle-neck shirt; when I was 12. I never even tried it on.

I’m pretty sure this is all about his pension. If he retires now, before Trump takes office, there isn’t much that can be done to take his pension away from him. If he stays on and Trump fires him for cause, he will likely get nothing for retirement.

Are we sure Trump is mocking him? I think Trump is an idiot and doesn’t understand the difference. He clearly thinks that Puerto Rico is not part of the United States. This isn’t some kind of multi-level chess move. Trump is a moron!