I seem to remember visiting their homepage last year sometime, and every headline was some variation on [Name of politician][aggressive verb][target of ire][reason for the spat], e.g.:

• “John Bloggins slams Joe Blow for wearing a plaid tie”
• “Mary Sue rips Judicial Committee for goat scandal”
• “Peter Flarking haymakers Geraldo over unreturned library books”

It doesn’t matter if you guys somehow manage to get adults back in charge in the next 2-4 years. There is nothing stopping another Trump-esque person from being elected again soon after and tearing everything down again. Until you guys purge MAGA and can prove you are in no danger of a relapse, we simply can’t trust you.