AlphaOmega@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's a sentence nobody has said in 20 years?English
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18 days agoIf you need to get a hold of me, page me 911 first then your number
If you need to get a hold of me, page me 911 first then your number
Marvel rivals is a late entry, but for someone who doesn’t play hero shooters, I’m hooked. It’s super polished
Paris Hilton, the porn star?
Nah you’re not really old until you find grey hair in your pubes
The pizza place
The best part about that was that 6 months prior the owner gave an interview where he said they stored all the ingredients in the “basement”… 6 months later they suddenly had no basement
Pedophilia
Terrorist