The Department of Transport is panicking after experiencing a much higher amount of voluntary resignations than expected.
The Department of Transport is scrambling to retain its staff after thousands volunteered to resign.
About 4,700 people applied for a second resignation offer, amounting to around 9% of the agency’s total workforce.
The vast majority of offers are said to come from employees at the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA).
Employees facing resignation have been forced to attend a series of “career transition” workshops, described as “insulting.”
Because he picked a single apple off the highest part of the tree, instead of the low hanging fruit that the DoD/Pentagon currently has on full display.
Climbed right past them, all the way to the top, to pick the smallest fucking apple that hurts the most people.
Hurting people was always the point.