Rural folks wouldn’t know what fucking hit 'em. Imagine a sliding-scale USPS delivery and fee schedule, amped up by private enterprise.
“Fuck you mean it costs $10 to send a letter from Bumfuck?!”
“Fuck you mean I gotta wait a month longer than city folk!?”
Y’all, delivery’s bad enough in the sticks without this crap. And another reason not to fuck with the USPS, those guys are the one government agency everyone deals with personally and loves. Who doesn’t know their carrier?
Rural folks wouldn’t know what fucking hit 'em. Imagine a sliding-scale USPS delivery and fee schedule, amped up by private enterprise.
“Fuck you mean it costs $10 to send a letter from Bumfuck?!”
“Fuck you mean I gotta wait a month longer than city folk!?”
Y’all, delivery’s bad enough in the sticks without this crap. And another reason not to fuck with the USPS, those guys are the one government agency everyone deals with personally and loves. Who doesn’t know their carrier?