An unorganized pile or collection of unrelated items.
“The top drawer of the desk was a shlarmle of buttons, marbles, pens, and rubber bands.”
Looks like you have top commemt. It’s cannon now.
Yahoo! Lol
When life gives you shmarmle, make shmarmalade.
Instructions unclear. We’ve encountered a worse version of the coconut.
It’s the squishy stuff that makes up the ground of playgrounds
But only after the morning seagulls have turned it into their version of guano.
I love the added complexity
Homonym #3 of shlarmle: shlarmal
Pathetic but cute. Aw, isn’t that baby 3 legged frog just shlarmle.
That’s fitting. Reminds me of rescue chihuahuas.
The shared sense of alarm, just before a stamped, in herding animals.
e.g.
The air was electric, the shlarmled herd on edge, it felt like a fly landing on an ear would start the stamped.
I read that in Attenborough’s voice.
When you wake up for work after sleeping 2 hours and 28 minutes and you stumble around in the dark looking for your phone which is blasting an alarm over and over.
Honorable mentioned for the sheer specificity.
A dog’s tongue all flopped out. Or maybe any noodley-shaped animal doing noodely things.
It does remind me of a dog eating pasta.
Sounds like a food
Shlaramel
The act of talking around a mouthful of hot food.
Then it’s almost onomatopeia at that point. Good take.
First thing I thought of when reading this word was: when you are so surprised and alarmed that you spit food or water out of your mouth
That’s shalarming to learn.
It sounds like when a person stammers or mumbles because they’re uncertain.
Parent (sternly): What were you doing when the vase fell over?
Child (shlarmling): I was… umm… I was over at the hermidgd…
This has potential.
"Don’t you gunchal with me, young man!
Shlarmle - To lie constantly from a position of power.
Shlarmled - The people who the Shlarmler wants to be believed by.
The bait you use to go fishing for shawarma
It sounds like something someone would make up to pretend to be cultured.
“What’s this stuff called.” "
“It’s, uh, called the ‘shlarmle.’ It’s what they use to lure the shawarma onto the hook before they tire it out and finally reel it in.”
A word or phrase existing purely for phonetic reasons conveying no further meaning or intention.