So much cope after Trump showed himself to be weak, scared, and a PANICAN, a term he coined himself for anyone wilting on his beautiful tariffs.
Well, yeah. It’s called “market manipulation”, and it’s usually considered illegal.
“Usually” but not this time. If you did this you’d be jailed instantly. If Trump does it, he’s the most beautiful businessman the world has ever seen. This is just fucked.
If I tried to implement tariffs I don’t think anyone is going to do it. Then again, I have tried. Be right back.
So if Trump had put a gun to someone’s head, pulled back the hammer, then said, “Nah…”, you would expect that person to step up to a microphone and tearfully declare that “I’m alive today thanks to President Trump”…?
Nazi Lady and Nazi Man agree current Nazi leader is totally right.
Dude shit his pants. People were like “stop shitting your pants, you moron”. Dude wiped some of the shit out of his pants using his hand. Now his pants still smell like shit and he has shit all over his hands.
Fox News is like "great job not shitting your pants, Mr. President, you goddamn genius!”
“Don’t worry, dear leader has a plan and is a master businessman. We will get our money back and be rich after he helps the exiled prince from Africa.”
They’re right though. This was the plan. Hard to do market manipulation without manipulating the market.
Now I have to mothball all the factories I started building.
