How can she slap?

Converting CO² back to O² by atom smashing.

If it’s after something like a concert it’s people catching the leftover sound waves from the music in their hands so they can take them home and keep them

Because causing pain to ourselves is a sign of gratitude to those we directing the gesture towards.

Those cheeks aren’t going to clap themselves

Because we can’t afford to actually pay our national healthcare workers a living wage, we simply stand outside on some nights and clap together for them in unison. This gives 51% of the country warm feelies, which is much more important than actually paying these essential workers.

Because we forget to buy condoms.

To make sure our ears still work.

We clap the slate to make sure the sound is in cynic with the picture. It’s more of a tradition now that we have time code.

We are psychotic hairless apes. You should feel fortunate we don’t fling literal shit at each other.

Shitposting is close enough for this bald psycho monkey.

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to propagate.

Because ORF’ing like a seal is somewhat awkward and difficult.

I don’t know, but can you imagine the person who invented the clap-on demonstrating the device to a bunch of people and the people at the end start clapping out of habit and cause a power outage?

Because we are not entertained.