Idiots
He taxed Penguins.
Penguins.
Not these Penguins. These penguins.
How is he not an open laughing stock on the international stage right now? Like world leaders should be openly mocking this man. This man is a national embarrassment.
That’ll teach those penguins
Penguins right now:
One funny aspect is that it doesn’t affect the penguins. Not just because they’re penguins and would only blink, squawk, and flutter their wings if one tried to tax them, but more importantly, because we have zero trade with them.
“Sir, we’re seeing no revenue from the penguin tarrif!”
“What’s the current rate?”
“It’s already at 250 percent!”
“Very well, then. Raise it to 25,000%. We’ll teach those penguins a lesson in math they’ll never forget!”
“These nasty penguins have been taking advantage of us like you wouldn’t believe!! But time has come for them to pay! Many people say that those aren’t even real tuxedos!”
What are the chances a penguin bit him as he was trying to harass it, and this is the resultant tantrum?
Kowalski, status report.
His Big Mac was served cold on Monday.
His morning BM was cold. So was his morning Big Mac.
