“The measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,” - Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
If only there was another proven way of doing this without the risk of serious complications of getting sick.
The measles can wipe out your other immunities! You’d be so much better getting the vaccine.
What a fucking dimwit.
This guy is dumber than a box of hammers.
Hey whoa, hammers catching strays. I’m no tradesman myself but hammers are quite useful (when used appropriately) and have a number of uses outside of just driving home nails. Edit* <insert Dr. Evil-esque laugh>
They’re useful, but you wouldn’t ask one to help you with homework/run a government department.
We could continue testing their similarities by seeing what happens when we use RFK to smash the end of a nail into some wood. For science.
Give it time, there’ll be a Department of Smashin’ Shit soon enough.
What if my homework is specifically assembling a precut collection of boards, with nails?
You’ll get stones and be glad to have them!
Or what of there was some way to give everyone a tiny dose of the measles so that their immune system can learn it and attack it without even getting sick??
Maybe if they make the virus weakened or figure out some way to deactivate it?
Gosh, someone should work on this. It’s a great idea…
We’ve got a 100% true-American patriot company willing to do the invovled research, testing, and manufacturing involved in this endeavor, and it will only cost the taxpayers $500 billion dollars.
Then Predisent Trump can say he’s wiped out measles.
Sign here.
Maybe if they make the virus weakened or figure out some way to deactivate it?
How will that serve the interests of the eugenicists who believe disease is a powerful tool of ethnic cleansing and of purging people with disabilities?
I have a young child. I have absolutely ZERO interest in them being harmed by completely ignorant policy. Fuck this guy & fuck this regime.
The fun part is you can do everything right, and your child can still be harmed because the asshats living near you don’t trust science because it makes them feel dumb.
Isn’t that fun? Yippee! What a time to be alive (for now)!
I still can’t fathom that the US has a guy who eats roadkill and had a brainworm - the two of which might be connected - as their secretary of health.
Sometimes they’re capable of not saying the quiet part out loud. If they called him the Secretary of keeping people well enough to work but sick enough to prevent revolt, it would be giving the whole game away
Don’t forget that he’s also from a rich family so he absolutely didn’t need to eat roadkill at any point in his life.
Eats roadkill?
I can. It’s the epitome of America.
America. Fuck you, I’m eating. - Brainworms.
and dying is the cure to everything bad that can happen by living
smh
Maybe we could make a weakened form of the virus that would give you immunity without getting you sick? That way everyone could get measles without a lot of people dying.
We could call it “a vaccine.”
Or we could call it… (cue pinky to corner of mouth) … “MINI-MEasles”
And what if this “weakened form” gives you autism? Have you thought about that?
Edit: guess this needed a ‘\s’
Except it doesn’t
Too late
Man if only we could have measles but like a less deadly version so we could train our bodies to fight the actual thing.
He should lead by example. Get himself and everyone else in the WH sick first.
We tried this every year up until 1963 and it didnt work
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Hey that’s how immunizations work!
If only we could get that without actually having to endure symptoms…
If you survive…
That’s crazy talk. Immunizations give you the autism cooties.
/s in case someone thinks I’m MAGA or something
So, soo close to supporting vaccines.
Death cult.
