Retired Rear Adm. Eileen Laubacher, a Democrat, will flip Colorado’s 4th District, CNN’s Decision Desk projects, ending conservative firebrand Rep. Lauren Boebert’s tenure in Congress.
Boebert’s loss comes after she elected to run in a more conservative district last cycle in an effort to preserve her political future. But Laubacher, who served more than three decades in the Navy, capitalized on the national headwinds against the GOP and focused her campaign on affordability issues.
The win denies Boebert, an ally of President Donald Trump and one of the most outspoken conservatives in the House Republican conference, a fourth term. Boebert was first elected in 2020, after she upset a fifth-term Republican incumbent in a primary.

Unfortunately all these popular dipshits have a long career in the media after losing and election
My hope is that with an unusually high number of Republican elected officials losing their jobs, that the market will be flooded and most of them will struggle to find jobs typically available to former elected officials. Especially the really dumb ones that made enemies in their own party. Is a lobbying firm, media organization, public relations firm, or anything like that actually going to perceive any value in hiring someone like this?
How many book deals will we hear about? “My time with Trump and MAGA”
if it’s a coloring book, it’ll be on the NY Times Best Seller list in no time flat.
“My
timestruggle with Trump and MAGA”
Boebert is going straight to OnlyFans
Not with the anti-DEI initiatives
This has been me since last week:

I have my money on OnlyFans in her very near future.
how to make congress less indecent with this simple trick
She has a career waiting at Only Fans for the public handy kink though.
I guess she’ll have to move to another district to run again.
Carpet-baggers gotta carpet-bag.
You go on combative and aggressive prescriptivist tirades multiple times a week here, yet you barf out a sentence like this? “Gonna” isn’t a word. You should only say “Carpet-baggers are going to carpet-bag.” Otherwise you are simply incorrect. I don’t make the rules, you do.
Looks like she’ll have to go back to her other job as a movie theater Shake Weight afficionado.
What’s everyone bet on whether or not she makes an onlyfans?
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
wasn’t she one of them jewish space laser people who handed out hand jobs to randoms? woo hoo
Good riddance. She has been politician for far too long. Maybe she should try to get a real job and work for her money.
But she probably will get a well paid low effort job with some joint that she made politics for.
She rubbed and tugged her way out of a job
Womp womp!
Bye fluffie the ho. That isn’t fair really. A ho knows how to be useful in society.






