Big Suze was such a class act that she didn’t even bother to deliver a concession speech. The second she lost, she fuckity-byed it out of there.
BANGOR, Maine — Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) greeted supporters at her election party throughout the night but was a no-show after losing her bid for a sixth term.
Her campaign played Semisonic’s “Closing Time” and began packing up the room without any concession speech from Collins.
She really shouldn’t care. She’s made her money. Solid loot run all the way into old age. She enthusiastically fucked over regular people for massive personal gain. Good job SC! Don’t die any time soon!