Big Suze was such a class act that she didn’t even bother to deliver a concession speech. The second she lost, she fuckity-byed it out of there.
BANGOR, Maine — Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) greeted supporters at her election party throughout the night but was a no-show after losing her bid for a sixth term.
Her campaign played Semisonic’s “Closing Time” and began packing up the room without any concession speech from Collins.
Fuck you bitch don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
No more sternly worded letters from you, you fucking witch.
Now you can go fuck off into the woods of irrelevance, or just go as far north as you can and keep going to fucking Canada until you freeze to death the fucking arctic circle.