Big Suze was such a class act that she didn’t even bother to deliver a concession speech. The second she lost, she fuckity-byed it out of there.
BANGOR, Maine — Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) greeted supporters at her election party throughout the night but was a no-show after losing her bid for a sixth term.
Her campaign played Semisonic’s “Closing Time” and began packing up the room without any concession speech from Collins.
While head slightly shaking, and voice mildly trembling: ‘’ Well-l, I gue-ss voters, knew Troy Jaa-ck-sson is a cousin ffuck-err, and still prefer him. Iff they knew he was a cousin ffuck-err, but I doont waant to make it an issue’'.
Goodye, shaky lying puppet Susan Collins
Well she rubber-stamps the whims a daughter fucker so…