• D_C@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 hours ago

    He’s a flight risk.
    Arresting him then chopping his arms and legs off would be a good way to stop him making a run for it!! (If he’s not guilty then give him back his appendages)

    Another alternative is my patented “feet first woodchipper slow dunk.” I can’t explain the basics about this option because I get too excited…