LOL, 1M barrels. So, just over an hour’s worth of oil? Assuming we can even refine it?
What makes him think Venezuela would even vote for him if they were a state? Not to mention you’re going to have a really hard time deporting all those illegal immigrants (brown people) once you make 32 million Venezuelans citizens.
I didn’t give him permission to make Venezuela a state
On a positive note, making Venezuela a 51st state would mean DC and Puerto Rico would finally get a better shot.
Simultaneously, it would tarnish the entire concept of statehood, introducing the specter of imperialism into it’s definition.
1 million barrels of thick sludge. Definitely just as easy to refine as middle eastern light crude.
Fun fact: the human body is made of 75% water. Except for Trump. He’s made of 75% hot air.
What’s that? 10 mins of gas for east coast?
Phhffffttt
