Donald Trump has made a bizarre confession about his own health at an event at the White House.
The US president was addressing a group of firefighters when he went on a tangent about personal vices.
“If you don’t drink or you don’t take drugs or if you don’t smoke, there’s no problem,” Trump said.
“I have other problems, I have some very severe problems. But those are not one of them.”
“I don’t want to add them to the list, 'cos if I did I guarantee I wouldn’t be here right now.”
Geez, I’m starting to feel sorry for him…
“I have some very severe problems. The doctor says my asshole is on the outside now. Look at this. This looks like skin, but it’s not. It’s lining, they call it lining. It’s very beautiful, some say the most beautiful, most natural looking thing that looks like skin but it’s not skin, it’s asshole lining. All over my body. No skin to be seen anywhere, just lining. You think it’s skin but it’s lining. The doctors, they say they’ve never seen anything like it. They want to study it. It’s the mark of a stable genius I think because they want to study it like they study Einstein’s brain. You get to see it on TV but they want to see it up close. Lining, they call it. My asshole lining covering me completely. They say it’s genius. I don’t know, but that’s what they say.”
far, far too coherent and connected