For me, it is the Tachi workout style ad. I said “style” because it started out to sell Tachi workout, then gradually moved on to sell you Speech training exercises.
Format is the same:
I’m {insert age above 50}, I dont follow experts instead i use the {insert their products} for {insert number less than 10} minutes per day.
“Mercurochrome le pansement des héros !!!”
I think any french millennial would preference bleeding to death instead of putting one of those sparadra.