Dear Leader has made America into a much coarser place — but at least we can still mock the shit out of him for that ludicrous tangle of cotton-candy bullshit that sits atop his fat, waterlogged head.

or can we?

it’s become a legit question to ask — because yesterday, at an Emotional Support Rally in Las Vegas, Donny showed up rocking a thick head of hair that’s definitely not his own.

just one day earlier, on Fox News, Dear Leader’s hair was a nebulous mass of what the fuck even is that? now, it’s almost normal.

what’s going on up there?

Donny must have seen that video from the other day, where his six remaining strands of hair were trying desperately to escape.

he must have shat out a massive brick, and directed the diaper nurse to go fetch him the business end of a piss-mop, with which to cover that shit up.

. . . anyway, it’s the most questionable thing a member of the Donnyverse has done with their head since Nosferatu McGoebbels spray painted his bald spot.

Donny may have been sporting a new head of hair, but what seeped out of his rancid anus-mouth was the same old fucktangle of gibberish.

“let’s put everything into one— that’s how we call it. it’s actually called the one big, but I call it— THE GREAT BIG, ’cause I like that term better. I named it the one big and then I said why didn’t I call it the great big. I use it all the time.”

whatever you say, Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants.

. . . Donny once again trotted out his brilliant plan to abolish health insurance and replace it with … health insurance.

“we will pass the Great Health Care Plan. it’s called the Great Health Care Plan… to stop all payments to big insurance companies and give the money directly to the people. they give billions and billions of dollars, because the big health insurance companies and insurance companies, they’re totally controlled by the Democrats. we want to give the money not to the insurance companies, but to the people, and you go out and you buy your own healthcare, and you have money left over. better healthcare and money left over.”

what on earth? how is that even—

what a great idea it was, to put the guy who bankrupted five casinos in charge of ‘fixing’ America’s system of healthcare.

Donny has no idea how health insurance works, or even what healthcare costs, does he? how does one ‘buy their own healthcare,’ if not via an insurance company? what, are we supposed to deal directly with hospitals, and that’s going to somehow magically cost less than insurance? that’s fucking insane.

after the rally, Donny showed up on Fox News, wearing the same old stupid wig, and spouting the same old bullshit lies.