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    1. Old DNC leader commissions bullshit, delusional report. Edit for correction: the new leader commissioned the report, but picked the wrong (i.e. old-guard) person to do it and got bullshit delusions as a result.

    2. New DNC leader realizes that it’s delusional bullshit and decides not to release it.

    3. Progressives demand it be released anyway.

    4. “It does not meet my standards, and it won’t meet your standards, but I am doing this because people need to be able to trust the Democratic Party and trust our word,” new DNC leader says.

    5. Lemmy idiots blame new DNC leader anyway.