I’ve been reading Dracula, and it’s truly horrifying. The Count is extremely vile and cruel and conniving and I yearn to see his demise (NO SPOILERS PLS). It makes me want to kill a vampire irl, and ensure that those fiends are no more. The problem is that vampires aren’t real, so my righteous hatred and contempt has nowhere to go. So how can I find an avenue to fulfill my desire?
join the Party for Socialism and Liberation if you’re a burgerlander, we’re the only national party fighting to end vampirism
There we go, the only appropriate answer and I was about to say it.
Seriously folks Eat the Fucking Rich. They’re vampiric blights on the planet and society at large.
Stake thru the hearts of them All.
Peter Thiel literally consumes the blood of the young to sustain his own evil life
Very vampiric. Sounds like someone needs staking!
Literature vampires are a metaphor for landlords. It couldn’t be more obvious in Dracula. Not just because he’s a lord who owns land. The protagonist is a solicitor and Dracula’s whole evil plan is to buy various properties in England. Multiple chapters are about him learning English laws and customs around buying and holding land and houses.
Play the Curse of Strahd D&D campaign. Strahd is such a great villain and very Dracula-esque. Though to be fair, victory is all but guaranteed…
Join the Navy and become a CIWS tech
