return2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 30 days ago'They’re Lost, Dude’: Jon Stewart Torches DNC After Democrat With Massive Lead Says He’s Heard Zilch From Themwww.mediaite.comexternal-linkmessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1381arrow-down16
arrow-up1375arrow-down1external-link'They’re Lost, Dude’: Jon Stewart Torches DNC After Democrat With Massive Lead Says He’s Heard Zilch From Themwww.mediaite.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 30 days agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down8·29 days agoAll of this is true, but by saying it you might somehow influence the outcome of an election in a manner that favors Republicans. Therefore I hate you with every fiber of my being and denounce you as a Sockpuppet of an Enemy Nation. I just haven’t decided if you’re a Russian Bot, a Chinese Wumao, or an Ayatollah Accomplice. Perhaps all three.
All of this is true, but by saying it you might somehow influence the outcome of an election in a manner that favors Republicans.
Therefore I hate you with every fiber of my being and denounce you as a Sockpuppet of an Enemy Nation.
I just haven’t decided if you’re a Russian Bot, a Chinese Wumao, or an Ayatollah Accomplice. Perhaps all three.