I am so bummed about what’s coming, but instead of sitting around in prolonged dread, I’m going to make this week fun: Join me in making this trashy novel the #1 book about JD Vance on Amazon, just in time for Inauguration Day. We can’t stop everything that’s coming, but we can go down fighting (and laughing). Forbidden Loveseat is here.

Seriously, when I look back on 2024, the only fun part was the Vance/couch stuff. We need more of that. Getting this up the charts is the best thing we can do.