There is no lemmy in 2036. It was never added to the international whitelist of websites formed in to 2028 intended to protect the children from non-corporate exploitable activity.
Nearly Half of Americans Disapprove of Ongoing Purges
“Democratic National Convention: 90 year old Donald Trump waves from his seat as the DNC gives him a standing ovation for not liking President Fuentes”
2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!
I was thinking furry porn but that’s basically the same thing
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Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.
Beans.
It’ll be fucking beans.
!remindme 11 years it’s bean time
The classics never die.
.world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Annie_Hall#Alvy_Singer
There’s an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know, and such small portions.”
I refuse to install windows 12!! I will keep using windows 11 until I die!!!
Don’t know … I can’t afford internet credits in order to access a connection.
Just work the mines a few more hours and earn those 15 minute time credits. Ain’t my fault Elonotron and his sex bots run on coal power.
For the first time ever, a state has seceded from the United States.
Bats! Lots of bats!
Which Lemmy instance? It’s federated and each server is different. It’s like asking “what will be the top post on the forum” or “what’ll be pinned on Discord”.
The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.
