xc2215x@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoJD Vance and Erika Kirk's Warm Hug at Turning Point Event Goes Viralpeople.comexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down18
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minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-28 hours agoHence the leather pants. “I wanna be between your cushions.”
minus-squaremuxika@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoThe plastic on the furniture is for your protection.
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day ago“…though you’ve had more people on you than my couch” “Are you calling me a slut?” “No, I’m just unlikeable.”
minus-squareBring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 days ago “You smell like my couchas lounge.”
“You smell like my couch.”
Hence the leather pants.
“I wanna be between your cushions.”
At JD’s every couch is a love seat.
The plastic on the furniture is for your protection.
“…though you’ve had more people on you than my couch”
“Are you calling me a slut?”
“No, I’m just unlikeable.”