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    “Tylenol, the thing that you take when they won’t let you take anything that works. It’s never ‘they gave me Tylenol!,’ it’s all they gave me was fucking Tylenol.”

    Jimmy Kimmel

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      I remember growing up I had headaches weekly for a few years, Tylenol did shit for it. I mostly take it now just to say I tried to take something for a headache and can bitch about it. Cause if you don’t try you can’t complain honestly (least my opinion, mean I understand if nothing is acceptable for people)

      It actually works better in my older years than it used to, well sometimes so seems worthwhile to try if needed. Sometime it’s ibuprofen that works and probably more than I’d like it’s neither.

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      If anything, they could have used his death as a catalyst to push more gun control as an easy out for being so against it… but no they did the other thing instead

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        They don’t think they can properly rig the midterms. Ai isn’t panning out like they wanted. Still gotta appease the crazy gun owners. And playing six degrees of trans shooters still isn’t convincing anyone.

        Maybe we keep demanding the release of the Epstein Files, and then we can tell this douchebag to fuck off!

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    Those maternal mortality rates are women being killed by their partners.

    Trump admin’s already going after foreign aid for birth control, and signaling a willingness to do so here. First thing my wife said after reading that: “A lot more pregnant women are going to be murdered.”

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    I had heard that Barron was autistic to some degree and Trump can’t have that be seen as a deficiency on his part (though tbh I thought Barron was Melania’s tennis instructors kid.) so off we go to blame something else.

    Of course, I had also heard that Dr. Oz has a big chunk of change in some alternative medicine bullshit that says Tylenol is bad (like the horse dewormer thing for curing COVID I guess?) so they’re doing him a solid.

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    I wonder how it would affect our maternal death rate compared to other nations if you were to remove homicide form the dataset. Not saying it should be removed, but we might move up a few spots. 30th place, here we come!

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    They are afraid that taking tylenol to reduce your pain after being shot could influence your pregnancy.