In a speech carried by C-SPAN, Trump claimed to have stopped a war between Armenia and Cambodia, two small countries on different sides of Asia that have never been at war with each other.
In a speech carried by C-SPAN, Trump claimed to have stopped a war between Armenia and Cambodia, two small countries on different sides of Asia that have never been at war with each other.
He also settled the war between “Aberbijian” and “Albania”.
Aberbijian has never invaded Albania, so he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
(Americans and geography…)
Many people don’t know this, but I also settled the horrific conflict between Zootopia and Californistan that left trillions dead, just in case there are peace prize nominations being thrown around.
The daily show skit on this was fucking hilarious.
“Bababiba and Albania” would be more correct.
Honestly I have IRL morons claiming Trump ended these wars in Azerbijan and Armenia and also in Kongo or some other African country.
Me telling them this was just Trump doing nothing and being there for the photo in the white house was not accepted.
Also apparently whataboutism by me when I ask about these wars in Ukraine and Gaza that were supposed to be ended.
Good that some people somewhere put down their rusty AKs and pitchforks for some amount of time don’t get me wrong. But next level cope to say he ends wars.