All but one Republican voted to NOT release the Epstein Files. What are they hiding and why are they protecting child rapists?
All but one Republican voted to NOT release the Epstein Files. What are they hiding and why are they protecting child rapists?
Do not fear, pilgrim. I shall enlighten you on the ways of our LORD.
You see, the LORD knows that his agents require compensation for their holy work. Therefore, God proactively created children to serve his most worthy agents, and thus, serve the LORD! It would be an honor to be chosen for such a holy task.
The Republicans understand Epstein’s holy mission, and wish to see it upheld. Such is why Epstein was smited by the hand of God when he turned his back on God’s light. No treason shall be tolerated in the eyes of the LORD.
It is the Devil who wants such children freed from their duty. To distract such children from their holy task exudes the grave sin of sloth. We must stand firm against such demonic influence if God’s Plan is to succeed.
Please be aware that I am roleplaying as a evangelical whackjob in this comment. Sometimes obviously fake comments are taken as truth.
And the LORD will also make sure the guards are asleep and the recordings are erased at just the right time so that none may witness the the LORD’S justice and have proof, because one must have faith and proof denies faith.
What is the name of your religion and how can I make sure my loved ones never join it?
That would be the Prosperity Gospel, the one true Gospel penned by the LORD himself, and etched into our very minds! God’s approval is directly tied to your wealth - it is entirely possible for you to pay your way into Heaven! And that’s not even getting into the Earthly pleasures of being one of God’s favored!