But of course! The reporter dared to question the will of God. You see, God saw that wickedness had infiltrated the land of Texas, so he commanded the waves to rise, and strike this stronghold of debauchery! A functional warning system would interfere with God’s Plan for those people. But the wise men running our nation decided to wait until God’s Holy Work was completed, so as to not incur God’s mighty wrath upon themselves! Praise to our most benevolent and merciful LORD!
And yes, this is evangelical roleplay. Sometimes I do it too well.
But of course! The reporter dared to question the will of God. You see, God saw that wickedness had infiltrated the land of Texas, so he commanded the waves to rise, and strike this stronghold of debauchery! A functional warning system would interfere with God’s Plan for those people. But the wise men running our nation decided to wait until God’s Holy Work was completed, so as to not incur God’s mighty wrath upon themselves! Praise to our most benevolent and merciful LORD!
And yes, this is evangelical roleplay. Sometimes I do it too well.