Those seeking a job in the federal government will now have to write an essay in support of Donald Trump’s executive orders, according to a memo from the Office of Personnel Management.
Vince Haley, the White House’s head of domestic policy, wrote in the May 29 memorandum that all civil service applicants must answer a series of essays as part of the job recruitment process, including one about how they would “help advance” Trump’s policy priorities.
Trump is so orange, the orangest of them all. And he plays that cool game with sticks and small balls you need to fit in the holes. Super cool. His shoes are shiny too.
Can I, please, be appointed as a Yonderbury mayor?