In other news, last night Trump continued his pre-ejaculatory gushing over Ohio Republican Senator Jon Husted’s ass.
“I’m studying his body. I’ve never studied the body of a man before. It’s not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course.”
“But I looked at his ass, and then I looked at his legs. I said, ‘His ass, shit, it’s like—it’s like a pile of muscle,’” Trump continued. “Then I looked at his legs, and I said, ‘Man, his feet are big.’ Then I looked at his shoulders, and I tapped him on the shoulder, and it actually hurt my hand. He’s like a piece of steel.”
His ass … shit, it’s like — it’s like a pile of muscle!
Thing is, Trump wasn’t even in Ohio. He was telling people this in North Carolina, where the firmness of Jon Husted’s reportedly delicious ass is not even on the ballot.
He apparently also told the same story about Michael Dukakis twice in 30 minutes, so that’s cool.
And of course bragged about acing his dementia test.
Can’t wait till he really just says all the really crazy stuff out loud and gives out all the secrets tbey talk about behind closed doors.
Also its fucking infuriating that this guy really got everything and I am here struggling like a lot of people and all I want is to just get by without worrying or stressing all the damn time. I actually work and this guy just spouts nonsense for years and makes more in 1 year then ill ever see. Wish it made sense.