• Sunflier@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    Warns? How do you warn about something good happening?

    Be careful everyone! Workers are finally getting a liveable wage!

    Like that? What about:

    Watch out! The government finally ensuring the health, safety, and welfare of its population by giving everyone universal health-insurance.

    See? It’s weird

    • Snapz@lemmy.world
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      16 hours ago

      They needed to sneak in, “…The ongoing situation in Maine, The inclement weather here in hell, …”

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    18 hours ago

    He should just appoint someone ‘in case McConnel can’t return to the Senate’

    We all know Moscow Mitch is dead, but that covers his bases in all situations. All Mitch has to do is return to the Senate, alive and functional…