That man is so full of shit, that only idiots listen to what he says now.

So he surrendered already?

this fucker is just day trading again with his homies

Trump: we will bomb you until peace is achieved.

Until the markets open again, that is

So we’re going to be at war for another decade then?

So peace deal not even remotely close to being reached?

Got it.

So what did they get that they didn’t have before spending the entire arsenal on bombing Iran?

Pump and dump?

God I wish I could be on those betting websites because I know what is exactly going to happen by Tuesday.

Cuba and Greenland, your next! 🫲🍊🫱