It appears no one here has lost a loved one. When you do, the people who show up for you are deeply appreciated. A 3 second hug is hardly an issue when someone has been there to help you reclaim and return your husband’s body.
“You’ll convert to Catholicism for me, won’t you?”
JD & Erika sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Then comes m̶a̶r̶r̶i̶a̶g̶e̶ JD divorces his brown wife & starts paying her child support
Then comes ̶a̶ ̶b̶a̶b̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶b̶y̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶r̶i̶a̶g̶e̶ Do whatever you want, JD & Erika. You’re g̶r̶o̶w̶n̶ corrupt adults.
He has the hots for his Horst Wessel’s wife.
If Shady’s wife were a Christian then this never would have happened.
“You smell like my couch.”
Hence the leather pants.
“I wanna be between your cushions.”
At JD’s every couch is a love seat.
The plastic on the furniture is for your protection.
“…though you’ve had more people on you than my couch”
“Are you calling me a slut?”
“No, I’m just unlikeable.”“You smell like my
couchas lounge.”
So, he has to dump the brown wife, win full custody of his Christian kids, and marry the white widow all by early 2027?
I’m sure they can do that. We all know evangelicals don’t give a fuck about any of this.
Those kids are not pure enough for his constituents. He will deliberately lose custody and then whine ahout how the system is biased against fathers.
Public opinion is irrelevant. There’s not gonna be legitimate elections again, and the oligarchs control the media the 99% consume.
Only 50% of Americans blame R’s for the shutdown ffs. Wake up! The US is collapsing under the weight of its own corruption.
“Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later that debt is paid.”
It’s been forty years with no bill in sight.
Or the alternative…
Vance will deport his wife and kids as an example to be led by.
He’ll talk about how it’s a sacrifice that needs to be made and how it’s actually beneficial for them. He’s actually the victim of the success of making America great again. But it’s a sacrifice he is willing to make.
“No one will ever replace my husband, but…”
-words uttered by no faithful widow, ever.
He’s dead, she can move on whenever she wants…
He, on the other hand, is still married and needs to at least have the balls to divorce his wife before he moves on her.
She’s garbage but, in this situation, he’s entirely responsible for his actions.
Yeah, because that is how you hug a significant other. Weird shit going on behind the scene at a republican gathering.
The hand on the back of his head for a hug? …yuck.
My brain is insisting that this was a perfectly innocent embrace. The alternative is to imagine JD banging her and that just not a mental picture I am willing to endure.
I thought they were outraged by people disrespecting Charlie. And now his widow is disrespecting him like this not even 2 months later.
